Welcome to Uncle Jasper Online! The only source for Jasperesque movies, original comics/artwork, information about my "Ebay Auctions," Uncle Jasper's babies, favorite wrestlers, muppets, and listen to me bicker endlessly about how bad the Matrix was…
P.S. Uncle Jasper loves his babies…
God, Are you STILL Online? Cripes, get a life, goober.
Ooh, ooh, wait. Um, like as long as you're here you could look around…
No, I changed my mind. Get the hell out of here.
Wait, wait wait. Stay. You can stay. No trouble. Stay here.
Just one question, are you good? Or are you evil?
God, Matrix was so terrible. I tried to walk out, but my brave friend, Steamboat, made me stay. Steamboat is brave. I wish I were brave like Steamboat. I recommend "Idle Hands" or the new "Star Wars" as a substitute for the Matrix. Matrix bad, Star Wars good.
Say, that's rather odd, now isn't it? I seem to have accidentally put together a page chronicling all the web rings to which I belong. That's the kind of thing I think I'd remember doing, isn't it? Well, hell it's here and I'm not going to make waves.
